Ever received a weird message from one of your friends mentionning some bizzare malfunction of your instant messenging service business plan or claiming to have uploaded pics of you poledancing with a lobster?
That's a hoax.
Here are three patterns you can learn about, so next time, I swear, you don't fall for it.
1) Facebook/Twitter/Yahoo!/YourDog/BBM is going to shut down
I you have used an IM service for more than a couple of month, you have already seen this one.
How it usually looks like:
- The big boss of your favorite IM service woke up this morning and decided to commit corporate suicide
- He took the decision to close/charge for it's star service because it's not making enough money/their servers are full/they are fed up of being rich
- Unless everybody forwards the message they are reading right now
Ask youself:
The smallest number for an IM service I know of is about 33 million users worldwide, and that's BBM. , Twitter must be around 200 million now, Yahoo! has around 250 million users, Live Messenger more than 300 million and Facebook 500 million.
All these service have more users than many countries have inhabitants.
We're not all supposed to know about these numbers, but look around you, isn't literaly everybody you know already using them?
Why would they close the gold mine? Wouldn't such a decision make the news, be documented?
Oh and yes, why would the CEO of Big Fat Internet Company bother sending you an...IM for something that important, instead of caling a press conference and making it a headline on the first page of their website?
Because it never happened, the CEO/Message/Broadcast/Cake is a lie.
What if you do what they say?
Someone, at one point, will come to your office with a fully loaded chicken launcher and chase you around untill you collapse.
Seriously, chain messages are pointless and everybody will end up hating you for relaying them.
What to do?
Don't forward, and tell the contact who forwarded the hoax to try and think about it for two minutes. And to never do that ever again. Ever.Again.
2) Hey is that you in that terrible picture/video ?
This one is a bit trickier. It usually comes via a legit contact, is not a broadcast and provides you a link to check what terrible deeds you have been immortalized doing. Man these blackouts are annoying.
How it looks like:
- A contact has tagged/seen you in a photo/video
- What you did is often either terrible or wonderful, or both
- The links points to a website you never use, or worse, it's a shortened URL full of crunchy garble
Ask yourself:
What have you been doing lately? Do you really pass out that often that you don't remember who takes your pic and puts them on totally unknown websites hidden behing completely incomprehensible urls?
If week long hangovers are not your favorite hobby, there are hudge chances that message is a scam.
What if you do what they say?
You're in for a whole lot of trouble. Sometimes these links are just there to attract visitors to badly coded, ugly ad-ridden website about poultry dating and the likes.
Most of the time, a virus is patiently waiting for your click to turn your computer into a scam broadcasting zombie machine.
What to do?
Do not, under any circumstance, click on the link.
Copy-paste the message and send it to your contact, followed by the questions "Did you just send me that?" and, to be extra sure, a more personal question such as "How many Swiss cheese can I ingest before turning into a dafodil?".
You'll know wether the answer make sense. If not, your contact is infected already, advise her to use a better anti-virus and to stop clicking on random links.
3) Just a random link
I won't develop here, the scams use the same methods as the photo/video links, they are just too lazy to ellaborate: A legit contact sends you a random URL without any other information.
The consequences are the same, you'll end up infected or redirected to avianDating.info
Again, same method, check with your contact: Did she really send you that?
Bonus advices:
Just because I'm a good guy, here are some bonus tips when in doubt:
- Never give away your password, websites never ask for it
- Never give away any sensitive information (bank account number, phone number...)
- If you believe the contact is legit, use the phone
- Never forward a message when you're asked to
- Use common sense (would your mother send you a link containing " \/iag|2a" ?)
Hope it helped. Forward this blogpost to 400 of your contacts or your dog will get his car stolen.